Shoot The Runner

When I try to make everyone laugh when sound are recording room tone.

When I check the film’s IMDB and my name has been spelt wrong.

When the producer makes fun of me and then walks away.

Employers reaction when I send in my resumé.

When the production manager asks what’s taking so long to pick up the artist.

When I graduated from film school.

When I spot a typo after sending a really good job application

Everyone’s reaction when I bring round elevenses.

When I overhear the DoP talking to their gaffer.

When I get in an argument with the line producer.